What to do when your hosted web analytics solution is down? Write a poem. Here's what happend to Michael after his web analytics solution went down for a while:
"So sad was the day,
when webtrends went away.
But thanx to Michael,
all ended well
the backlog in reporting we have now
we'll have to deal with somehow
but today let's just say cheerio!
for Mister Notté, our her-e-o!
(this priceless masterpiece of poetry was reproduced with the permission of the author. Thanks)