Google Analytics reporting what?

Google Webanalytics is down and everybody is freaking out about it. It is enough with sensationlism and linkbait.

Yes! Google Analytics is down (for 2 days), but who really cares? Anybody, who is working as a webanalyst or works in this industry with a hosted solution had problems with the availability of his tool. Whether it is Websidestory, Omniture or any other software product. Additionally Google Analytics has also only a temporary reporting delay due to system maintenance. That means no data is lost!
So let's all calm down. No reason to panic.